Woken up like an animal
Teeth ready for sinking

lekgolo asked: Okay maybe not then. No the laptop does not count unless you use an instrument program? Not sure. Those shoes sound cool. Pic?

Then no, I don’t play an instrument D: LOL

anddddd my lovely sneakersssss

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randomslasher:

Sam’s heartbreak

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

moonyandthediamonds:

hesdeadjim:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

sithlordtennant:

moriartyse:

Did I leave the oven on?

SHIT.

Did I forget to tell Jawn i’m alive?

SHIT.